i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like